Paper Bag
PRO
Hey. How’s it going?
ANT
I’m fine.
PRO
Good. By any chance were you at Bill’s house party last Friday?
ANT
What’s it to you?
PRO
Well, a couple of days earlier Bill and I had a dispute during work and it got pretty heated. So as a peace offering I came to his party with two bottles of wine in a paper bag.
ANT
What exactly are you getting at?
PRO
It went missing and I was just wondering if you knew where it was.
ANT
Sorry
(Starts walking away)
PRO
(Chases him down)
Wait! I don’t mean to put you on the spot but Harper saw you take the bag.
ANT
Are you accusing me of stealing your precious little bag of wine?
PRO
Well, I saw you later and you were very drunk and there was no alcohol at the party. And I know you have that drinking problem…
ANT
I’ve been sober for 4 years!
(Getting frustrated)
PRO
Than why’d you steal the wine?
ANT
(Pulls out the bottle of wine and smashes it over Pros head. Ant runs away)
Hey. How’s it going?
ANT
I’m fine.
PRO
Good. By any chance were you at Bill’s house party last Friday?
ANT
What’s it to you?
PRO
Well, a couple of days earlier Bill and I had a dispute during work and it got pretty heated. So as a peace offering I came to his party with two bottles of wine in a paper bag.
ANT
What exactly are you getting at?
PRO
It went missing and I was just wondering if you knew where it was.
ANT
Sorry
(Starts walking away)
PRO
(Chases him down)
Wait! I don’t mean to put you on the spot but Harper saw you take the bag.
ANT
Are you accusing me of stealing your precious little bag of wine?
PRO
Well, I saw you later and you were very drunk and there was no alcohol at the party. And I know you have that drinking problem…
ANT
I’ve been sober for 4 years!
(Getting frustrated)
PRO
Than why’d you steal the wine?
ANT
(Pulls out the bottle of wine and smashes it over Pros head. Ant runs away)